YoungAndOverIntelligent

videohall: Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe - Corgi Rae - Pet...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 09:05:38 -0700

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe - Corgi Rae - Pet Parody

giraffesarestripey: one day we will open tumblr and there will be chaos there will be fire and ice...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 09:00:50 -0700

one day we will open tumblr

and there will be chaos

there will be fire and ice at the same time

and explosions

people will be sitting in the far corners of our dashboard

rocking back and fourth

laughing manically

and we will know

and we will whisper to ourselves

finnick odair has been cast

sircolfer: i want a two hour klaine wedding special

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 09:00:12 -0700

sircolfer:

i want a two hour klaine wedding special

textposter2: you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:59:17 -0700

textposter2:

you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it

eridans-plush-rump: becausecatsandsweets: cunt-wanker: disguis...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:57:33 -0700

eridans-plush-rump:

becausecatsandsweets:

cunt-wanker:

disguisethepromises:

the-silly-bitch:

“I h8 black ppl because they scare me”

^^^

Oh hell no nigga

Wat

omg i am cryign

‘i luv jesus but idk i might be atheist’

aeslynn: unlimitedobsessions: un-know-able: prospect0r: hippo...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:55:30 -0700

aeslynn:

unlimitedobsessions:

un-know-able:

prospect0r:

hippopot4mus:

dented-dreams:

shaywoww:

and the annual problem of our generation is finding a good way to speeeend it

LIKE MAYBE

BUILDING A ROCKET, OR FIGHTING A MUMMY, OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER

DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T EXIST, OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER

SURFING TIDAL WAVES, CREATING NANOBOTS, OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN’S BRAIN *it’s over here!*

FINDING A DODO BIRD, PAINTING A CONTINENT, OR DRIVING OUR SISTER INSANE

*PHINEAS!!!*

i love tumblr

snoopdong: yugoslavic: a movie about flying spiders in 3D

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:55:05 -0700

snoopdong:

yugoslavic:

a movie about flying spiders in 3D

tanyamadafaka: Ohmygosh!

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:33:37 -0700

tanyamadafaka:

Ohmygosh!

kidaku: kamazu: averylivelywitch: itchyochinchin: savthekid: ...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:31:49 -0700

kidaku:

kamazu:

averylivelywitch:

itchyochinchin:

savthekid:

himapapaftw:

baklavagina:

ponwaytartle:

years-of-bitter-ass-famine:

Interesting.

google and youtube are doki for eachother

wrong facebook and youtube are so fucking

google and yahoo are hatefucking

Youtube’s hot

the internet is my favourite anime

what’s that

no hands stay away from the sketchbook

I ship livejournal and tumblr so hard

omfg

can this be an anime

you know you’ve hit rock bottom when you get shipwars over websites on your dash

Kameron Slade, a fifth-grader from Queens, NY, was scheduled to...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:18:46 -0700

Kameron Slade, a fifth-grader from Queens, NY, was scheduled to deliver a speech as part of a school-wide competition at PS 195. But when the principal learned Kameron’s speech was about same-sex marriage, he was ordered to choose a new topic or lose the opportunity to speak. (via)

one direction: you don't know you're beautiful

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:18:06 -0700

one direction: you don't know you're beautiful
me: hi
one direction: not you though

doctorit: choestoe: pbjsandwitch: daisyryeobrien: forevercaug...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:17:36 -0700

doctorit:

choestoe:

pbjsandwitch:

daisyryeobrien:

forevercaughtintherain:

savemefromtheinternet:

lazycowness:

wilderebellion:

finnicksprovocativepose:

everydayim-swagelin:

remembrance-of-appa:

recruitedtoavenge:

heytasteslikepink:

tinystarkitten:

cuchinta:

reasonforhatred:

Am I really this old?
This movie just came out.

WAS THIS MOVIE REALLY THAT LONG AGO? WTF.

^This! DDD:

Shit it came out in 2005. That’s 7 years ago. THIS IS NOT ALLOWED!

WHAAAA?! NO. UNACCEPTABLE.

holy CRAP

wat

no wat

omg

I’m going to go and die in hole now….

HOLY CRAP.

2005 is seven years ago…what?!

woah what are you… no. just. woah.

2005 wasn’t seve……FUCK!!

holy fuck Mike TV is lookin fiiiineeeee

WAIT. NO. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND HAVE ALL MY SHIT TOGETHER IN SEVEN YEARS. NO.

holy sheeeeeeeet

afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis: she’s 23 and she...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:10:33 -0700

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

butthime: the koffing sprite in emerald scares the fucking shit out of me ok “hey how u doin can i...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:10:03 -0700

butthime:

the koffing sprite in emerald scares the fucking shit out of me ok

“hey how u doin can i get yo numba”

Photo

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:09:49 -0700

Drabble: This Pounding in my Head

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:08:55 -0700

chatterboxrose:

tresbellemichelle asked for: Kurt comes home from work/class/whatever with a horrible headache. Enter not-really-doctor Blaine to the rescue! Your choice if he fails at it horribly and knows exactly what to do. <3

Kurt cursed under his breath as he fumbled with his keys just outside the apartment door. They dropped from his hand and he resisted the urge to cry - just what he needed.

He bent down for his keys, his head pounding painfully as he did. He stood up slowly, but he still felt dizzy after the effort. He breathed out his nose as he finally unlocked the door, kicking it open and then closing it quietly. Kurt leaned his back up against the door and closed his eyes. His head hurt too much to even move.

“Kurt! You home?” shouted Blaine from down the hall. Kurt winced, his head throbbing with the nose.

“Shut up,” he whispered, though he knew Blaine couldn’t hear him. He heard his heavy footsteps - god, was Blaine always this loud? - coming toward him. He blinked one eye open as he came around the corner, looking concerned as soon as he saw him.

“Kurt? You okay?”

“God, shut up,” he repeated, reaching up to rub his temple. Blaine’s face fell and Kurt, even in the haze of his migraine, felt guilty. “Sorry just - migraine. It hurts.” Even to his own ears his voice sounded like a childish whine. But it hurt. Tears prickled in his eyes.

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northerncrackwhore: T as in Troy? no gabriella t as in testicles you raging idiot

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 07:52:02 -0700

northerncrackwhore:

T as in Troy?

no gabriella t as in testicles you raging idiot

oh hai there: musiclover48: tresbellemichelle: musiclover48 asked: Blaine and Kurt...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 07:49:10 -0700

oh hai there: musiclover48: tresbellemichelle: musiclover48 asked: Blaine and Kurt...:

musiclover48:

tresbellemichelle:

musiclover48 asked: Blaine and Kurt having a food fight.

“Stop it.”

“Stop what? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“You’re gloating, Kurt.”

“I am not. I just think that after all that talk, I wouldn’t have kicked your ass at a fighting…

catiepotatoes: all of Tumblr summed up in one picture

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 07:47:36 -0700

catiepotatoes:

all of Tumblr summed up in one picture

I am the snake in my boot

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 07:46:32 -0700

I am the snake in my boot